Back to the topic at hand...
Am I late on this? Did everyone else know? Why did no one tell me about this in all the three weeks since I became a Vampire Diaries fan?
Alls I know is that I walked into my sister's room and her TV happened to be turned to the 2005 flick, Roll Bounce. Staring (Li'l) Bow Wow and Nick Cannon, Roll Bounce is an underdog story about a roller skating competition set in 1970s Chicago.
In case you were wondering what racy, hedonistic activities Stefan Salvatore was up to the 70s, I can now tell you that he was a member of THE male roller skating team to beat, the Sweetwater Rollers. (And I don't think he was very nice about it, but seriously, what else would you expect from a ripper?)
To be honest, I didn't recognize him at first. I was too caught up in the graceful movements and masterful choreography of the routine. (Stefan's got some mad roller rink skillz.) But ultimately, there's no mistaking that brow, furrowed or not.
Bring on the the polyester and sequins!
Please - PLEASE! - watch the first 38 seconds of this clip! You have to see the coordinated roll way/snub.